Car Game scene II

Two men are in a car.

LARRY: Did you hear that?

There is a muffled bumping noise.

MOE: She's up.

LARRY: Its your turn, I did it last time.

MOE: But I'm driving.

LARRY: Oh well, we're going to take turns.

MOE: I did most of the work. The least you could do-

LARRY: I don't want to go again.

MOE: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad, was it?

LARRY: Yes it was. She looked at me funny.

MOE: Funny how?

LARRY: Just funny.

MOE: If you can't elaborate, you've gotta do it again.

LARRY: That's bullshit!

MOE: I don't care. Elaborate or get moving.

LARRY: Okay fine. Funny like she was hurting me with her eyes.

MOE: You're aware that's impossible, right?

LARRY: Right. But I'll tell you, she was communicating with me nonverbally,

and I definitely heard her, although I don't know exactly what she was saying.

MOE: Probably something along the lines of "Get me out of this trunk you bastard."

LARRY: I'm serious Moe.

Thump. Thump. Thump.

LARRY: Go shut her up and you'll see.

MOE grimaces and exits. The noises stop. MOE reenters.

LARRY: Well?

MOE: I think she melted my face with her eyes.

LARRY: Did you check her muzzle?

MOE: No, I didn't want to touch her. Just pointed my gun and told her to shut the fuck up.

LARRY: Didn't you feel like she hated you?

MOE: Yeah. The nerve.

LARRY nods his agreement.

MOE: What exactly did the boss say to do to her again?

LARRY: Take her to the Golden Gate Bridge and throw her off alive.

MOE: HAve you noticed he's been getting more eccentric lately?

LARRY: Probably due to the economy.

MOE: Or his recent divorce.

They both nod.

MOE: We're here. Ready?

LARRY: Let's dump her!

The thumping gets louder. The men exit. The thumping abruptly stops. A long silence

followed by a splash.

THE END